1. Just as I start doing something right I screw it up ten times worse than how it started.
2. I am infinitely more stupid than I assume I am.
3. I'm better organized and cleaner when living out of a suitcase.
4. My contacts hate being left in overnight.
5. I do ridiculous dumb things in the name of being fun.
6. I should stop worrying about disappointing other people and start worrying about how much I disappoint myself.